Dear Tide

Dear Tide,

I think the time has come for me to say something. I kept it to myself for long enough. But before I do that let me say that I don't hate you. Sure I don't love you, but my feelings toward you are not that of hate, but rather indiffenence. Don't let that make you think that my feelings will change by your recent commericals. Putting them in front of the WheezyWaiter videos I'm trying to watch will not change my feelings for the better. In fact they are annoying me more then the annoying orange. So please, at least differate them from the stupid bbq one, and the cold water one. Oh, and I do hate the cold water one!

Sincerly,

Kirstin

PS- seriously stop.